Last Minute Holiday Gift - Song
Last Minute Holiday Gift
It’s that special time of year with the gifts under the tree
But if you look beneath my dear, you won’t find no gifts from me
It’s not because I was busy (no), it’s not because the holiday came up too fast
It’s because you’re the best, and ya’ save the best for last
So I’m gonna…
Pick up a couch from the side of the road, find a stray cat, wrap him up with a bow
Buy you everything on your grocery list, babe, I’m gonna get you a last-minute holiday gift
Some makeup samples from the mall, a painting that I made for you to hang on your wall
A little pet rock yeah his name is Cliff, babe, I’m gonna get you a last-minute holiday gift
Now the snow is falling down, the special day is almost here
Too late to order presents now, but my love don’t you fear
It’s not because it slipped my mind no, it’s not because I forgot (It’s not because I forgot)
You know they say you can’t hurry love, so I’m running out the clock
I’m gonna get…
A Christmas decoration from a neighbor’s lawn, grab a newspaper cut out every coupon
Sign you up for my email list, babe, I’m gonna get you a last-minute holiday gift
Shopping spree at the Trader Joe’s, or take you on a trip to the Dollar Store
24 singles on whatever you wish, babe, I’m gonna get you a last-minute holiday gift
Love is not a sprint baby. It’s a marathon.
That’s why I’m taking my sweet, sweet, time
to show you how much you mean to me.
Other guys do their holiday shopping early.
Like at the beginning of December, or maybe even November.
But I would never do that to you. You’re too special for that.
Baby, you’re the best. And you deserve the best.
And you save the best for last.
Taught myself to knit and I made you a scarf, put it on and I’ll take you for a walk in the park
I’ll even bring some bread we can feed to the fish, babe, I’m gonna get you a last-minute holiday gift
Some flowers from a random pasture, oops I think you are having an allergic reaction
Drive you to the doctor gotta get you there quick, you don’t have to thank me it’s a last- minute holiday gift
One day that rash will go away
But my love is here to stay
Happy Holidays, baby